(19:14:44) Mazza: Oh god. I want it pretty bad.
(19:51:29) Razor: my cock?
(20:19:26) Mazza: ....
(20:19:33) Mazza: Mass effect 3.
(20:19:38) Mazza: "That's what i call it too."
(20:34:55) [MadkillXL: Razor takes it like a pro.
(20:49:43) Mazza: So decide for me.
(20:51:05) Mazza: I should like. Take out the trash. Take a shower. Shave. Meditate. And get a haircut. But it means staying awake for 20 hours.
(20:51:43) Mazza: Or i can slack. I can sleep. I can sit and relax and wait another day.
(20:53:09) Razor: meditate my cock into your mouth
(20:55:18) Mazza: You should try it man.
(20:55:40) Mazza: http://www
(20:56:29) Razor: you should try my cock
(20:56:30) Razor: it's divine
(20:56:52) Mazza: The word buddah means awake.
(20:57:05) Razor: the word my cock means my cock
(20:57:25) Mazza: I should stay awake. I should go and make myself ready for 14 hours of consciousness. A bus ride. A haircut.
(20:57:58) Mazza: I'll french press some coffee.
(20:58:08) Razor: french press my cock
(20:58:10) Mazza: I'll even go for a walk.
(20:58:28) Mazza: Razor, we should have been roommates in some sit com.
(20:58:56) Mazza: And every episode would end with you trying to kill me and dying in the process.
(20:59:08) Mazza: Then, next episode, you'd be alive again, like kenny.
(20:59:23) Razor: no you'd die every time cause i'd come up behind you and kill you with my cock
(20:59:29) Mazza: It'd be like dharma and greg, only without the romance.
(20:59:51) Razor: there will be plenty of romancing, romancing about you dying to my cock
(21:00:11) Mazza: Thanks for reminding me of what buddah meant razor.
(21:02:03) Razor: np
(21:02:05) Razor: just remember
(21:02:07) Razor: my cock