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Jack and Jill
« on: February 22, 2012, 01:39:30 AM »
Jack Sadelstein (
) is a successful advertising executive in Los Angeles with a beautiful wife (
) and kids, who dreads one event each year: the Thanksgiving visit of his identical twin sister Jill (also
). Jill's neediness and passive-aggressiveness is maddening to Jack, turning his normally tranquil life upside down.
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Quote from: Moggle on September 14, 2011, 08:04:39 PM
I have a feeling that Frank is one of those kids whose mom tried to abort him in the womb with a dirty clothes hanger and failed, but not before poking him a few times through his soft, developing skull.

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Re: Jack and Jill
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2012, 03:42:07 PM »
Nope.
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Re: Jack and Jill
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2012, 06:33:59 AM »
Quote from: Shwaggy on February 22, 2012, 03:42:07 PM
Nope.

Contemplating watching this movie was the equivalent of contemplating putting my dick in a glory hole at a Flying J's.

Absolutely not.

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you and i are just operating on different planes. one day when you wake up...you will see. till then im pointing at a circle and calling it a square to you when in actuality im pointing to a square but it is actually a circle.

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Re: Jack and Jill
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2012, 06:57:41 PM »
Only Eddie Murphy is allowed to play opposite himself's.
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Re: Jack and Jill
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2012, 11:19:16 AM »
Crap film i watched about half and turned it off
rubbish story rubbish acting and not funny at all not worth the download.
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Re: Jack and Jill
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2012, 10:53:29 AM »
Quote from: mogila on February 23, 2012, 06:33:59 AM
Quote from: Shwaggy on February 22, 2012, 03:42:07 PM
Nope.

Contemplating watching this movie was the equivalent of contemplating putting my dick in a glory hole at a Flying J's.

Absolutely not.



I was trying to figure out why you had this in a negative context. And then I figured out that it was because you went to Flying J. Try Pilot. You're guaranteed that only 1 out of every 3 people on the other end of the glory hole are men or else you get your money back.
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Re: Jack and Jill
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2012, 01:57:48 PM »
Quote from: Moggle on February 25, 2012, 10:53:29 AM
Quote from: mogila on February 23, 2012, 06:33:59 AM
Quote from: Shwaggy on February 22, 2012, 03:42:07 PM
Nope.

Contemplating watching this movie was the equivalent of contemplating putting my dick in a glory hole at a Flying J's.

Absolutely not.



I was trying to figure out why you had this in a negative context. And then I figured out that it was because you went to Flying J. Try Pilot. You're guaranteed that only 1 out of every 3 people on the other end of the glory hole are men or else you get your money back.

See that's what happens when one buys into false advertising. The dark world of glory holes is maybe finding its market, but still needs to build that fine bridge between sleaziness and good old fashioned honesty.

It really is like one of those trust exercises they sometimes have employees do (you know, the one where you are supposed to fall back and "trust" that the person will catch you). Except this one is played with your own precious meat cleaver. It only happens once in a blue moon that some bearded asshole won't catch the person in that trust exercise, but the odds at the glory hole for are much much worse for your dick.
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Re: Jack and Jill
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2012, 02:16:33 AM »
I enjoyed this film, Adam Sandler all for it!
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Re: Jack and Jill
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2012, 09:26:53 AM »
i found it pretty meh, i almost turned it off but i like to finish a movie and give it a fair critique. the parts with adam sandler and adam sandler were some of the worst acting and plot ever. the parts with adam sandler and al pacino were pretty good and kept me watching this movie. and the makeup was pretty good, couple of times i forgot it was adam sandler dressed like a woman and i was staring at the tits on jill.

5/10 will not watch again. i won't watch most movies twice but i will definitely avoid this one if i see someone else watching it or they want me to watch it with them.

*edit* when i said the parts with pacino and sandler were pretty good, i meant in comparison to the rest of the movie.
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Re: Jack and Jill
« Reply #9 on: February 29, 2012, 12:16:28 AM »
There's nobody in this world I trust more than Zoidberg. Ordering on Amazon.
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Quote from: Moggle on September 14, 2011, 08:04:39 PM
I have a feeling that Frank is one of those kids whose mom tried to abort him in the womb with a dirty clothes hanger and failed, but not before poking him a few times through his soft, developing skull.

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Re: Jack and Jill
« Reply #10 on: February 29, 2012, 04:43:56 AM »
Ha ha you fell right into my logic trap!
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Re: Jack and Jill
« Reply #11 on: February 29, 2012, 07:25:03 AM »
Quote from: DrZoidberg on February 29, 2012, 04:43:56 AM
Ha ha you fell right into my logic trap!

But then landed on a soft pile of fluffy logic pillows!
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