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1  General / Herp Derp with fagfag, Dovey and Razor / Is it inevitable for Netflix(.com) to stream porn? on: December 14, 2014, 07:29:55 AM
Is it really only a matter of time? There are vast amounts of porn streamed freely, all that porn in the pond is similar to a goldrush of wealth in internets. :P
2  General / Videos and Pictures / Volcanoes are Awesome on: September 07, 2014, 03:44:05 AM

The shockwave packs quite a punch.
3  General / Off Topic / What's Burning Man? on: August 29, 2014, 09:45:18 PM
This is Burning Man.

4  General / Videos and Pictures / Epic Rap Battles of History on: June 18, 2014, 02:51:54 AM
It gets it own thread since they're coming out every two weeks with small breaks.

Latest: (As of this post)
Sir Isaac Newton (Weird Al Yankovic Vs Bill Nye (Nice Peter)

Previous: (As of this post)

To see more goto: https://www.youtube.com/user/ERB/videos

And I'll update this thread for as long as they're being released.

This is pretty much all I am going to post on this forum from now on.
5  PC Scene / PC Games / Mythic Entertainment shuts down on: May 30, 2014, 09:30:03 PM
Mythic Entertainment shuts down as EA shifts mobile development


"We are closing the EA Mythic location in Fairfax, Virginia, as we concentrate mobile development in our other studio locations. We are working with all impacted employees to provide assistance in finding new opportunities, either within EA or with other companies via an upcoming job fair."

There goes another studio.

6  General / Videos and Pictures / Magnets are Fun on: May 14, 2014, 02:13:37 AM

Such fun.
7  General / Off Topic / Get ready for more masturbation in public places on: April 14, 2014, 01:38:12 PM

"IT Media reports that adult goods company Tenga is releasing a ballsy new product called "Pocket Tenga Wave Line." In short, it's a disposable masturbation sleeve that is bundled with lubrication."

"Priced at 198 yen ($1.94) a pop, the toy will be out next month and is available in three styles: Wave Line, Block Edge, and, ahem, Click Ball."
8  General / The Shortbus / Listen. on: February 16, 2014, 02:27:44 PM
9  PC Scene / PC Games / Ultra-Negativity towards EA Games's Mobile Dungeon Keeper Game on: February 08, 2014, 06:54:07 AM

Electronic Arts is facing strong criticism over the in-app payment system in its Dungeon Keeper game.

Many said the game was "unplayable" unless they spent significant sums to speed up progress and get upgrades.

EA said it had designed the game to fit in with typical patterns of mobile play and people did not have to spend money if they did not want to.

Peter Molyneux, maker of the original Dungeon Keeper, said EA had not got the game's balance right.

In an interview on Tab Times EA said that the number of five star reviews the game had on the App Store and Google Play showed how popular it was.

However, in response, many people pointed out that Dungeon Keeper currently had a rating of 0.3 out of 10 on crowd-sourced review site Metacritic. Many of those posting reviews and comments on Metacritic decried how much it cost to get gems to complete some elements of the game quickly.

Article on bullshit game rating via device -

[Update: As confirmed by Gamasutra, EA has employed a rather sneaky system for rating the game. As spotted by Mike Robinson on Twitter, when Dungeon Keeper asks you to rate the game on Android and you choose to give it less than 5 stars, the game doesn't allow you to do so, and instead asks you to message the company with your feedback.

Note that when you choose 5-stars, the game takes you to the Google Play store, so you can potentially still choose a different rating -- and you can, of course, still rate the game less than 5 stars via Google Play.

Gamasutra has contacted EA regarding the move, and contacted Google to find out whether this is against the rules of the Google Play store.

Update 2: EA has responded to Gamasutra, stating that "The 'rate this app' feature in the Google Play version of Dungeon Keeper was designed to help us collect valuable feedback from players who don't feel the game is worth a top rating."]

This made me smile.
10  General / Videos and Pictures / That Advertisement the loudest of americans are butthurt over on: February 04, 2014, 09:59:14 PM
Coca Cola Super Bowl 2014 Commercial "America The Beautiful" [HD]

I don't see the issue with it, but from perusing the youtube comments it seems to be because their anthem is sung in different languages ??? ???
11  Media Lounge / Music / Worst Game-Related music you've ever heard? on: February 02, 2014, 03:42:32 AM

This just won 1st place.

I cried.
12  General / Videos and Pictures / Post a picture of your desktop V2.009525 on: January 26, 2014, 08:36:30 PM

Sugar and Tobacco.
13  PC Scene / PC Games / Next Car Game (Working Title) on: January 16, 2014, 06:32:58 AM

"Next Car Game (working title, duh) has races in it. And challenges. They're just window dressing, though, because if you're playing this game right, you'll never see the finish line. Nobody will.

It's a game about vehicular carnage. Screw officially-licensed cars and photo-realistic tracks. NCC put all its effort into modelling batshit insane car crashes, and then giving them a sound effect that makes you want to hurt other cars over and over and over until they are dead.

While Next Car Game is still in development, you can buy your way into it now on Steam. I took some footage of it in action below. Note that even if you're not touching anything, races are still exploding, because the AI is utterly psychotic. "

Steam Store Page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/228380/

Destruction Derby has returned to us!  8)
14  General / Off Topic / Bear shits. on: January 16, 2014, 04:52:16 AM
Source: http://slightlyviral.com/beware-sugarless-gummy-bears-on-amazon-com/

"Oh, gummy bears! They’re so tasty and delicious you can never eat just one. In fact most of us eat them by the handful.   And with diet season in full swing, some of us may be looking at the sugar-free alternative to help ease the gummy bear cravings.

But before you hop on Amazon to make a bulk purchase of the sugar-free variety, you just might want to read the safety warnings.  Or better yet, take a look at the user submitted reviews. We’ve compiled the best of the best for you here at Slightly Viral…"

4 is zee max I'll post, click on the url source for more.

Fun read.  :)
15  General / Off Topic / DOVEY on a plane. on: January 09, 2014, 04:09:44 AM

Dear Jetstar,

Do you like riddles? I do, that’s why I’m starting this letter with one. What weighs more than a Suzuki Swift, less than a Hummer and smells like the decaying anus of a deceased homeless man? No idea? How about, what measures food portions in kilograms and has the personal hygiene of a French prostitute? Still nothing? Right, one more try. What’s fat as fuck, stinks like shit and should be forced to purchase two seats on a Jetstar flight? That’s right, it’s the man I sat next to under on my flight from Perth to Sydney yesterday.

As I boarded the plane, I mentally high-fived myself for paying the additional $25 for an emergency seat. I was imagining all that extra room, when I was suddenly distracted by what appeared to be an infant hippopotamus located halfway down the aisle. As I got closer, I was relieved to see that it wasn’t a dangerous semi-aquatic African mammal, but a morbidly obese human being. However, this relief was short-lived when I realised that my seat was located somewhere underneath him.

Soon after I managed to burrow into my seat, I caught what was to be the first of numerous fetid whiffs of body odour. His scent possessed hints of blue cheese and Mumbai slum, with nuances of sweaty flesh and human faeces sprayed with cologne - Eau No. Considering I was visibly under duress, I found it strange that none of the cabin crew offered me another seat. To be fair, it’s entirely possible that none of them actually saw me. Perhaps this photo will jog their memories.

Pinned to my seat by a fleshy boulder, I started preparing for a 127 Hours-like escape. Thankfully though, the beast moved slightly to his left, which allowed me to stand up, walk to the back of the plane and politely ask the cabin crew to be seated elsewhere. I didn’t catch the names of the three flight attendants, but for the purpose of this letter, I’ll call them: Chatty 1, Chatty 2 and Giggly (I’ve given them all the same surname - Couldnotgiveashit). After my request, Chatty 1 and Chatty 2 continued their conversation, presumably about how shit they are at their jobs, and Giggly, well, she just giggled. I then asked if I could sit in one of the six vacant seats at the back of the aircraft, to whichGiggly responded, “hehehe, they’re for crew only, hehehe“. I think Giggly may be suffering from some form of mental impairment.

I tried to relocate myself without the assistance of the Couldnotgiveashit triplets, but unfortunately everyone with a row to themselves was now lying down. It was then I realised that my fate was sealed. I made my way back to Jabba the Hutt and spent the remainder of the flight smothered in side-boob and cellulite, taking shallow breaths to avoid noxious gas poisoning. Just before landing, I revisited the back of the plane to use the toilet. You could imagine my surprise when I saw both “crew only” rows occupied by non-crew members. I can only assume Giggly let them sit there after she forgot who she was and why she’s flying on a big, shiny metal thing in the sky.

Imagine going out for dinner and a movie, only to have your night ruined by a fat mess who eats half your meal then blocks 50% of the screen. Isn’t that exactly the same as having someone who can’t control their calorie intake occupying half your seat on a flight? Of course it is, so that’s why I’m demanding a full refund of my ticket, including the $25 for an emergency row seat.

I’m also looking to be compensated for the physical pain and mental suffering caused by being enveloped in human blubber for four hours. My lower back is in agony and I had to type this letter one-handed as I’m yet to regain full use of my left side. If I don’t recover completely, I’ll have to say goodbye to my lifelong dream of becoming Air Guitar World Champion. If that occurs, you will pay.

To discuss my generous compensation package, email me at: [Redacted], or tweet me at: @RichWisken

No regards,

Rich Wisken.

I'd be mad too, I can barely stand some of the stinky fucks that buy items from where I work but this poor bastard was stuck on a flight with this unfortunate mess of flesh.

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