So I was talking to a regular riding gal about shit, when this puffy, but built dude gets on. He says' "Didn't you stare me down, dog?"
And, "Yeah, you the bitch who wants some". So I said, "Never seen ya before, but if you continue this shit we gonna have it out"
Yeah, I actually started with this bozo

So He comes at me, and starts throwing, and I start blocking, till I see an opening. BAM.
Didn't do much.

So we trading punches, until fatty gets tired, and I get him in a headlock. Man the whole bus was a riot. Lucky
for me no cops were called. The driver is a black dude. I gotta thank him for that. Fun times.