Do it you sluts.

I say WAR-ez.

VS.


Pirates seize supertanker loaded with crude
Hijackers sail Saudi-owned vessel — the largest ever taken — to Somalia

DUBAI, United Arab Emirates - Somali pirates hijacked a Saudi supertanker with a cargo of crude oil hundreds of miles out in the Indian Ocean in a dramatic escalation that showed their expanding reach.

It was the largest vessel seized yet in a surge of pirate attacks, and the farthest out to sea that the well-armed fighters, bolstered by millions in past ransoms, have successfully struck. Maritime experts warned that the daylight attack, reported by the U.S. Navy on Monday, was an alarming sign of the difficulty of patrolling a vast stretch of ocean key for oil and other cargo traffic.

The brand-new MV Sirius Star tanker, with a 25-member crew, was seized at about 10 a.m. Saturday more than 450 nautical miles southeast of Mombasa, Kenya, the U.S. Navy said. The area lies far south of the zone where warships have increased their patrols this year in the Gulf of Aden, one of the busiest channels in the world, leading to and from the Suez Canal, and the scene of most past attacks.

The massive supertanker would seem to present a daunting target for the pirates, who usually operate in small speedboats. At 1,080 feet, it's the length of an aircraft carrier, able to carry about 2 million barrels of oil.

But its crew may have had a false sense of security so far from shore, and pirates have repeatedly demonstrated their skill in taking down big prizes.

Full article: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27766333/





I'm in the wrong line of work.

My poor Logitech MX518 is dying. Apparently the cord is loose or otherwise fucked up inside the actual mouse, as the device loses connection whenever the cord is bent certain directions. The problem has been going on for some time now but only now is it really starting to become troublesome. Playing a shooter earlier today became basically impossible as my mouse would randomly cut out for 5-15 second periods during otherwise normal use.

Should I try opening this thing up and seeing if there's anything I can do to save it (I'm doubtful)? Or should I just get a new mouse, and if so what's a decent one for cheap. I looked over at the Fry's website and they're still selling this model for fucking 55 dollars or some shit even though I nabbed it for twenty five more than two years ago as I recall.

Grant me your guidance, isonewsers.